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If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

They rizzin' on me

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

Give me your Ohio

Yuh

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

They rizzin' on me

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

Gyatt’s plan

Gyatt’s Plan

I just wanna be your sigma

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Freaking come here

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

And still

You're so fanum tax

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

You're so skibidi

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?